Olive Salad:

The cure to all that ails you.

Seriously.

First, get a pound or so of olive salad...I highly recommend Central Grocery's version...then eat it! I like it with wheat/grainy crackers. Add a couple glasses of vino and some nice cheese if you are feeling especially punchy.

I promise you, there is nothing so bad in life that it can't be made better by olive salad.